What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Newspaper headlines: 'A generation let down' and 'Israel claims control' - BBC

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is your review of working in EY?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

Why wasn't Queen as successful in America as in other countries? Then, after Radio Ga Ga, they couldn't even get into the top 40 in America even when these songs were top 10 hits everywhere else in the world.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Who are the actual "science deniers": people who wait until vaccines are proven effective, or people who believe that there are more than two genders?

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

A View to a Kill

Dr No

-J W Pepper

How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What can melt your heart?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun